Monday, 27 May 2013

CRIME CASE

FOREWORD

Ahoy, lone traveller.

I would like to inform you that you have just stumbled upon one and first of the many potholes you may refer to as chips from your own imagination and creation. Whether you would like to tango your flakes of creative embers with sparks of mine is entirely up to you.This is where you may find that I have attempted to brain dump as many gigabytes of fleshy slop that may potentially transform into masterpieces of extravagance.

Let us begin....

You seem to have come across this site of crime that is currently under investigation. What crime? I hear you ask. A crime that is possibly potentially made up of dodgy grammar is all the evidence I can initially muster. However, there is a twist; the culprit doesn't appear to foreign. We are here today to take a closer look at the progress of a particular investigator and her work. Our aim is to decipher whether she is up for her furthering her career with the creativity and grammar police, or is she out? May the investigation commence.